what's in my purse...

How about, what's not in my purse??

Something happened..maybe a natural disaster..

But on a small scale... things like that can happen right?

I mean there are mini horses, mini cupcakes and mini bottles of water..

so a mini storm that turned into a mini tornado in my purse is what happened.

(that's my story and I'm sticking to it)

CONTENTS:

-clients wedding invitation

-headband

-nail file and buffer

-my bad ass scissors

 (which I'm surprised I didn't hurt myself having them in there)

-glue sticks

-thread (but no needle, really?? smart one heather)

-bag of fabric

-2 sets of keys

-2 appt books

-2 wallets

-camera battery charger
-2 lip glosses

-pens/pencils

-laptop

-some spare change

-and a huge pile of trash

Here is a little clean up session...

I would like to say that my purse is only like this about 98% of the time

It scares my husband

and its embarrassing, when things fall out.

 I don't know any other way because no matter how much I organize my purse

it might as well just be a trash bag on my shoulder.

I know I should get one of these (via Ashley @littlemissmomma)

I'm a real person, and sometimes my life & purse can get messy!

I'm really trying though!!

I'm trying to get that percentage down to maybe 70%,

 I think that's a good goal.

On a side note, if you keep 2 sets of keys with you..

 it ups your chances of finding your keys, therefore you spend less time looking for them.. =)

come find me!

You may remember this post, where I started a little thing to show off how people find me.

I find it so amusing to see the words that were entered, and how it led them to me.

This weeks words:

Amanda Despie (she's one of my hair models I use)

DIY Heel Condom (well I featured heel condoms on my blog)

the giveaway with diapers and soup.. yeah I don't get it either.



yummy yummy facial hair!

This mustache trend will never die.  ever. so stop getting bored of mustaches.

Jesus had a mustache and I need these cups! <-- that's legit reasoning right?

Plus with the addition of the smooch, it really mixes things up!

via Modern Madness

The Little Miss Stache.. I sponsor her awesome blog so of course I have to show love!

via Little Miss Momma

A collection of them?? Great for mustache reference.  Please and Thank you!

via The Bold Banana

Now people, calm down! I realize this isn't an actual mustache okay,

 but for one its flippin genius (and cute) and for two.. they put a bird on it =)

via Eleventy

Ha my necklaces would never want to be worn if they had to leave this beauty!

via Langton Studio

and I'm saving the best for last.

Be prepared for the amazingness that your eyes are about to witness..

kitties

mustaches

kitties with mustaches!!!

via Stuck Together

and now I'm off to the bathroom to go wax my upper lip!

(I'm joking, I totally don't do that, I swear!!!)

geez people this is how rumors get started.

HAPPY THURSDAY!

Come find me!

Its been a pretty great surprise when I check on my stats for the blog in either blogger stats or google analytics.  Its actually something I look forward to, because I either giggle to myself just enough that I feel the need to share it with others as I say "Oh my God, look how people are finding me", or I think what the hector "Oh my God, look how people are finding me".. either way.. I have decided that it happens enough, that I will make a weekly post of it!

So with out further ado, I present:

So how did people come across my blog this week?

I really hope whomever wanted to watch Mick Jagger,

was at least somewhat entertained by me for a bit.



the higher the hair the closer to heaven

COUGH-COUGH!

This is my hair station at my salon.. and  this is about 30sec. after I sprayed a bit of hairspray on my last clients hair..
yeah I can see why people freak out on stuff like this and its horrible effects on the ozone layer,
 but on a side note I'd like to say this is non-alcoholic organic hairspray, okay! =)

put a bird on it!

Since I'm an Oregon girl I love this.  Since I'm a craftress I love this.

But for some reason Beyonce -single ladies- would not get out of my head when they kept saying "put a bird on it"..
anyways this makes me giggle. quietly. to myself.

(click here to view more Portlandia)

beard safety awareness

*ATTENTION*

The safety of my readers is very important to me so I just wanted to leave you with a facial hair quick reference guide. 

 If you could print this out and have it with you at all times, so that when you encounter a bearded fella (and/or bearded woman) you will know their intentions.

This is a tiny pic.. click here for the big boy version!